Kiel quartet Giant Haze make it clear that their debut album ‘Cosmic Mother’ is not here to play nice. Out via Tonzonen Records, this twelve-track journey feels like a wall of grit and distortion collapsing in slow motion, stitched together with grunge sensibility and the hypnotic churn of early stoner rock.
Formed after years of performing KYUSS tribute shows, the quartet- Christian “Andi” Andersen (bass), Peter “Pete” Stoeckicht (guitar), Timo Ahlers (drums), and Christoph Wollmann (vocals)- sound less like imitators than inheritors of that legacy. Their riffs are baked in the heat of early ’90s stoner grooves, but they lean on grunge’s directness and a contemporary heaviness that makes these songs cut through. The decision to record live, with bass and drums tracked in a single day and no studio gloss, gives ‘Cosmic Mother’ a raw electricity. It breathes, sweats, and pushes forward with conviction.
The opening cut, ‘Geographic Gardens Suck’, throws listeners straight into dystopian territory: visions of humanity trapped under domes while the world decays outside. It’s a statement of intent- bleak but strangely addictive, drawing us deeper into their cracked universe. The instrumental breakdown and climax is a prog-rock dream.

But the emotional heft doesn’t stop at abstraction. ‘Yard of Oblivion’ mines memory and love’s persistence, interrogating how the mind chooses to linger on certain fragments while burying others. ‘Sundance’ edges into the territory of toxic relationships, the metaphor of burning in another’s sun doubling as both warning and addiction. On the other end of the spectrum, ‘1000 Tons of Stone’ hammers home the weight of repeated heartbreak until numbness becomes survival.
The centrepiece, ‘Panic to Ride’, exemplifies what Giant Haze do best: muscular riffs colliding with lyrical exploration. It’s a track about relinquishing control, about embracing the shamanic perspective that escape from reality can be more medicine than weakness. It surges and recedes like a ritual, the rhythm section carrying the listener through the waves.
Later highlights include ‘Pull the Plug’, which tackles depression without sentimentality, urging movement as survival, and ‘Crank in Public’, a sharp-eyed commentary on paranoia and the invisible weight of judgment. Closer ‘A Smile for the Dead’ ends the record not in despair but in reverence- an ode to lost friends, smoke and spirit dissolving but love persisting.
‘Cosmic Mother’ is a debut that refuses compromise. By channelling grief, disillusionment, and grit through riffs heavy enough to rattle foundations, Giant Haze arrive fully formed. This isn’t just another stoner record- it’s a survival document, proof that sometimes the heaviest music carries the most human truths.
